That's right, despite the fact that he's probably never been to Toronto (or even Canada for that matter), I'm endorsing Baltimore's infamous stickup artist, Omar Little, for mayor.
Unlike the current frontrunners, Omar has the qualities and background we need in a mayor, including a strict code of respect for taxpayers, a fundraising strategy which capitalizes on alternative and unconventional revenue sources, patience, and the ability to lead diverse groups. Finally, his "Omar Comin'" policing strategy would eliminate the need for most of Toronto's police force, leading to enormous savings.
Compared to his competition, this cheese stands alone.
Screenshot from The Wire.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
By Stephen M.