Lame iCoke, Pretty Lame - The Intrepid

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Lame iCoke, Pretty Lame

iCoke prizes
Pizza Pizza has started up its "peel to win" campaign again (or whatever the hell it's called), and this time they've teamed up with, so you know the prizes are going to be hella fuckin balls-to-the-wall awesome. Just take a look at the iCoke website. For a mere 1,400 points, you could be rocking a sweet Coke Zero wallpaper set that features those hideous computer animated body parts, or for 2,400 points, a Powerade Winter Olympics 2010 screensaver. And best of all, for only 2,500 points, you can share your summer memories with a Coke-branded personal e-postcard. Hot damn!

Seriously Coke, these prizes are worst than Kool-Aid's. But at least when you send Kool-Aid thousands of points they give you something tangible, like a busted video game or a Kool-Aid man beach towel—not some shitty screensaver.

But wait, that's not all. If you agree to surrender your contact information and register with iCoke as a VIP member, you can get special deals on these amazing prizes. Just imagine, as a VIP you could save 250 points on a Taste of History Collectible wallpaper set that's sure to make you the coolest fucking dude (or dudette) in the office.

Screenshot from the iCoke website.