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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Google Conspiracy

Google Street View Toronto Missing Areas

This week for Torontoist, I took a look at the Toronto neighbourhoods that Google Street View hasn't mapped yet. Google says it plans to fill in the omitted areas as soon as possible, but I think they're lying, and that this is all a giant government cover-up. With its programs in our computers, its satellites in the sky, and its cars and trikes on the ground, Google's constantly swerving eyes are always on top of us. I think it's time to invest in more tinfoil.

Lame aside: Google's eyes are constantly swerving, because it has googly eyes.

Image from Torontoist.com

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