- Facebook would be a lazy middle aged woman in a dead-end job that spends most of her time checking trying to find out which of her high school acquaintances got fat.
- Twitter would be a marketer, a struggling journalist, or a robot. (Possibly all three.)
- Myspace would be a pervert posing as a thirteen year old.
- Wikipedia would be a schizophrenic nerd with delusions of grandeur.
- Deviant Art would be a teenage boy obsessed with an anime and cosplay.
- YouTube would be a homophobic racist who can’t spell or use proper punctuation.
- Google would be self-righteous know-it-all sell out.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
By Stephen M.